Being Funny Is Hard
On Tuesday, a minority of American voters (see: popular vote) elected Donald Trump as our next president. “Surprise” doesn’t adequately describe the mood of the nation. When people ask me how I’m doing, I tell them that, obvio.....»»
Woman changing her name to Donald Trump
An Irish woman just made a YUUUGE decision. An Irish woman just made a YUUUGE decision......»»
Sword-Fighting Woman Still Kicks Ass At 73
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Erika Canela Wins Top Honors In Miss Bumbum Brazil Pageant
Brazil’s top bottoms were front and center in Sao Paulo this week in the annual Miss Bumbum Pageant. The cheeky contest, now in its sixth year, awards top honors to the woman with the top bottom. Activists said it represents a new low for.....»»
5 Things We Learned From Billy Bob Thornton"s Outrageously Candid GQ Profile
Billy Bob Thornton truly opens up in what might be the most candid interview ever with GQ magazine. The “Bad Santa 2” actor talks about everything from his ex-wife Angelina Jolie to My Little Pony and Komodo dragons. Here are just f.....»»
Pregnant Woman Robbed While Having Labor Contractions
Julienne Antoine will never forget Oct. 24. It was the day her daughter, Janelle, was born, but it was also the day when something precious to her was stolen. Antoine, of Orlando, Florida, was experiencing contractions that were 20 minutes apart when she .....»»
Benedict Cumberbatch Reads James Corden A Terrifying Election Bedtime Story
James Corden will be having nightmares. Benedict Cumberbatch read “The Late Late Show” host a seriously scary bedtime story about the presidential election on Monday night. Terrifying, right? The tale centered on a beige pant-suited woman, oth.....»»
Widower Strikes Gold While Gardening, Finds Missing Wedding Ring
Widower Strikes Gold While Gardening, Finds Missing Wedding Ring.....»»
Woman wearing a dress has just been spotted on Mars by UFO hunters
Woman wearing a dress has just been spotted on Mars by UFO hunters.....»»
Cops Find Adorable Koala Inside Wanted Woman"s Bag
It was anything but a routine arrest. When officers detained a wanted woman in Brisbane, Australia on Sunday night, they were stunned to find that she was carrying a koala in her canvas bag. The unidentified 50-year-old claimed she was caring for the.....»»
Kit Kat Fills Student"s Car With 6,500 Bars After Chocolate Theft
It was one sweet surprise. A Kansas State University student who became an internet star after a hungry thief allegedly stole a single Kit Kat bar from his car last week found himself rolling in thousands of free bars, compliments of the candy maker. Appr.....»»
UFO hunters now claim to have spotted a "woman"s body" on the surface of Mars
UFO hunters now claim to have spotted a "woman"s body" on the surface of Mars.....»»
One Intrepid Reporter Finds That Trump Rallies Are Still Depressingly Toxic
Four days. Just keep saying that to yourself. Four days to go. This guy checked out one last Donald Trump rally, just to see if the atmosphere had changed from its previously toxic vibe. And, as predicted by even the most mediocre psychics, it had not imp.....»»
If Women Want Those Darn Equal Rights, They’ll Have To "Ask A Man"
Did you know that women are taxed for living their lives as women? That’s essentially what taxes on tampons and pads are. In her lifetime, a woman will spend about $18,000 on her period. Congress is only 20 percent women, so that means the remaining.....»»
These Wikileaks Emails Prove Just What A Monster Hillary Clinton Is
It’s what everyone in the Trump campaign talks about around the pyres of burning books. When you look closely, Hillary Clinton’s leaked emails show just what kind of person she is: a nasty woman who doesn’t know how to print things. Her .....»»
Woman Wins $43 Million Slot Machine Jackpot -- But All She Got Was Meat
An unemployed mother of four says she is suing Resorts World Casino in Queens, New York City, after a slot machine indicated she won $43 million ― but all she got was a steak dinner. “I feel like they did me real dirty,” Katrina Bookman told.....»»
Patient suffers severe burns after fart ignites fire during surgery
A woman was left in agony after she farted during surgery, which ignited a fire on the operating table that burned most of her body, according to a hospital report. A woman was left in agony after she farted during surgery, which ignited a fire on the .....»»
This Vampire Cat Totally Slays At Being Adorable
If your follow cats on social media, here’s some new blood. Meet Monkey, a feline with fangs who has stolen Instagram’s heart. The 6-year-old cat has over 24,000 followers on the photo-sharing site, and a single picture of him can recei.....»»
Woman Farts During Surgery And The Results Are Ghastly
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These Adorable Kids Dressed Up As Their Pets In Honor Of Halloween
For this family, dressing up in costumes is a great way to bond with the many animals in their care. Pennsylvania mom and photographer Lindsey Bonnice captures her children’s dress-up adventures with their animal friends for an Instagram series she .....»»