Ever wonder what Rupert Holmes' classic 1979 cheese "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" would sound like with caveman vocals and shredding guitar? Wonder no more. The death metal version is here, and if you like making love at midnight, @@$! you. &n.....»»

From alcohol to tuna to soft cheese, there are a number of food and drink items women are supposed to avoid during pregnancy. In a new video from BuzzFeed, a group of men attempt to follow "the pregnancy diet" for two weeks. Needless to say, hilarity ensu.....»»

Got passed over for promotion simply because you didn't threaten your boss' life? Passed up the chance to sleep with someone hot because your friend liked them?  Your problem is that you have one of those pesky consciences. The weight of mo.....»»

Did you recently lose a bag of meth in Ohio? Then cops want to "make your day." Macedonia Police Department posted this tongue-in-cheek message to Facebook, which they hope may lure in the perps: "We all know the emptiness inside when we lose.....»»

A salad for breakfast? Yes -- hear us out. This savory morning dish is a nutritious upgrade to the classic bacon, egg and cheese combo, complete with a bed of shredded kale and sweet-tart slices of green apple. Now that's a meal worth waking up for. Bacon.....»»

You may have seen a lot of hype about there being wood pulp in Parmesan. This isn't a new thing that the Internet is freaking out about, but, if you're like us and can't live without cheese, you might be panicking. We're here to tell you: IT'S ALL GO.....»»

We don't want to piss on Chad Johnson's apparent belief in the restorative powers of pee ...  ... But it's gross. The former NFL receiver, once known as Ochocinco, explained on ESPN's "Mike & Mike in the Morning" Wednesday that he used to soak h.....»»

A Texas mom didn't want to lose the attachment she felt with her babies while breastfeeding, so she came up with a way to keep it forever -- by wearing her breast milk as jewelry. A Texas mom didn't want to lose the attachment she felt with her babies .....»»

Never lose a snowball fight ... ever. Mark Rober's homemade snowball machine gun is a game-changer if you like pelting people with soft ice. In the video above, Rober goes all MacGyver in putting together the gizmo from a leaf blower, duct tape and m.....»»

ROME (Reuters) - An Italian dairy cooperative has sold bonds backed by Parmesan cheese, the company said on Tuesday, a rare example of one of the country's plethora of small firms raising funding on capital markets......»»

MARSHFIELD, Wis. (AP) -- For the second time in a week, police in Wisconsin have recovered a stolen load of cheese worth tens of thousands of dollars.........»»

MILWAUKEE (AP) -- Police have recovered about $70,000 worth of cheese stolen from a suburban Milwaukee trucking company.........»»

Johnson Thompson uses Adobe After Effects to make UFO wormhole fake video.....»»

EGG HARBOR TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP) -- A New Jersey firefighter will lose his $78,096-a-year job after being convicted of shoplifting $7.98 worth of items.........»»

EGG HARBOR TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP) -- A New Jersey firefighter could lose his $78,096-a-year job after being convicted of shoplifting $7.98 worth of items.........»»

You snooze, you lose. A man who took a nap in a Scarborough hospital cafeteria faces several weapons-related charges after janitors allegedly found a loaded gun in a bag on the floor. You snooze, you lose. A man who took a nap in a Scarborough hospital.....»»

"Star Wars" Fans Lose Their Minds When Theater Projector Breaks.....»»

Office secret Santa is a lot like doing your taxes. Who the hell are these people, and what the hell did I just lose money for? Sometimes it's a lot of fun and it builds a camaraderie in the workspace. But mostly, it's a collection of awkwardness. Awkward.....»»

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British designer Lili Murphy-Johnson isn't afraid to talk about periods. In fact, she's sick and tired of the stigma associated with women and menstruation. Months after artist Rupi Kaur encountered the wrath of Instagram censorship with her "period .....»»