19 Tweets That Will Make Sense To People Who Suck At Dating
Bad dates happen to the best of us: Who hasn’t bravely endured a meal filled with awkward silences, or totally butchered the pronunciation of a menu item and felt like a total idiot? You’re not alone, awkward daters of the world. Below, 19 hil.....»»
High School Student Accidentally Eats Dead Ants On Potato Chips, Almost Loses Lunch
A high school student in Beaverton, Oregon, was really bugged by her lunch on Tuesday. She said what looked like pepper on her potato chips was actually a bunch of dead ants. Emily Wagoner went to her local Pita Pit and purchased, among other things, a ba.....»»
Kissing Chickens Can Spread Salmonella, CDC Warns
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has told you before and it’s telling you again ― kissing chickens can lead to contracting salmonella. The CDC reported in a study released Wednesday that the increased popularity of backyard pou.....»»
Facebook Created A Very Cheery Slideshow Of This Man"s Car Crash
Josh Gibson was traveling down University Parkway in Orem, Utah, in his green Toyota 4Runner when another car rear-ended him, causing Gibson to lose control and flip his truck. The sunroof shattered and his truck slid on its roof. “I was mostly hang.....»»
29 Times Parents Were Hilarious And The Internet Loved It
When you’re in the throes of parenting chaos, you can’t take yourself too seriously. Between the messes, sleep deprivation and utter frustration, it’s important to keep a sense of humor. Luckily, there are many funny parents o.....»»
Man Crashes Girlfriend"s Car Into Building -- 8 Feet Off The Ground
A Connecticut man may be guilty of the worst parking job in recorded history: eight feet off the ground. Plainville police said the man was driving his girlfriend’s Saturn LS when he lost control, sped over a rock island, went airborne and brok.....»»
Peru"s president says local people do not get his "English humor"
LIMA (Reuters) - After upsetting lawmakers and a senior church leader with comments that have triggered chuckles and raised eyebrows, Peru's new president Pedro Pablo Kuczynski has observed that Peruvians do not get his "English humor"......»»
You Can’t Wipe Away The Horror Of This Skid Mark-Filled Underwear Ad
That’s one way to earn your stripes. A new ad seems to tell us that even models don’t always clean well after a toilet visit. And they can’t control their sharts either. PACT organic cotton underwear seizes our attention with a spot that.....»»
Donald Trump Motorboating Rudy Giuliani In Drag -- Look At It, Dammit!
On Tuesday, Stephen Colbert dug up an old video of Rudy Giuliani in drag, chatting with a very flirtatious Donald Trump. At one time, this might have been seen as a humanizing comedy bit, showing that two well-known American personalities have a sense of .....»»
This Mom Is Every Parent After First Day Of Kindergarten Drop-Off
The first day of school is an emotional time for parents who feel pulled between the struggle to let go and a sense of euphoria at the prospect of freedom. Mom and HuffPost blogger Susannah Lewis captures this emotional roller coaster in a hilarious viral.....»»
UFO Researchers: 82 Alien Species Are Currently In Contact With Earth — And At Least Four Are Fighting For Control ...
UFO Researchers: 82 Alien Species Are Currently In Contact With Earth — And At Least Four Are Fighting For Control ........»»
24 Tweets That Will Make A Lot Of Sense To People Who Live Alone
Living alone has some amazing perks, like sleeping diagonally across your bed or eating directly from the ice cream carton without any outside judgment. But let’s be real here: there are also some obvious drawbacks. Case in point: Freaking.....»»
No, Your Eyeballs Aren"t Broken -- There"s A Portrait On That Grassy Hilltop
In the realest sense, no art is permanent. Sculptures rust, paintings fade, drawings become speckled with the passage of time. But when your artwork is so impermanent it will be washed away come the next rainfall, you really have to hustle. French artist .....»»
The "American Horror Story" Season 6 Teasers Just Keep Getting Creepier
Now that we know the creators of “American Horror Story” are just messing with us, it’s hard to look at the show’s new crop of creepy teasers ― released over the weekend ― and try to make sense of them. First, there&.....»»
Puerto Rico Loses It As Monica Puig Wins Island"s First-Ever Olympic Gold
Puerto Rico Loses It As Monica Puig Wins Island"s First-Ever Olympic Gold.....»»
Kids Pen The Most Hilarious Obit Ever For Dad Who Loved A Good Joke
Somewhere up in heaven, a very loved father is having a laugh at his own clever obituary. William Ziegler, 69, died on Friday, July 29 and his four children found the best way to remember their late father ― with a healthy dose of humor. Ziegler’s.....»»
Here Are Future Examples Of Trump Sarcasm So You Know What To Look For
It all finally makes sense. After months of what seemed like hateful, disgusting, race-baiting comments from Donald Trump, we finally know the truth: He’s just kidding! After claiming that Obama was the founder of ISIS, Trump explained his comments .....»»
Niku, A Mysterious Object Beyond Neptune, Is Traveling In The Wrong Direction
There’s a newly discovered addition to the Solar System ― and it’s behaving rather strangely. The Solar System is, in a sense, very flat. Nearly everything is moving around the sun along a similar plane and in the same direction. B.....»»
Chinese tourist loses wallet, ends up in German refugee home
A Chinese tourist who lost his wallet in Germany signed the wrong paperwork and ended up being placed in a refugee home. A Chinese tourist who lost his wallet in Germany signed the wrong paperwork and ended up being placed in a refugee home......»»
Oh, The Carnage! Ferrari Gets Crunched In Mr. Magoo-Style Parking Job
A Virginia car meetup turned into a slasher flick for one driver Saturday when he returned to find his prized Ferrari parked beneath a Mercedes-Benz, video shows. Warning: This video contains graphic language. A crowd quickly gathered to gaw.....»»