17 Times Twitter Totally Understood The Plight Of The Short Man
For reasons that go back millennia, height is important. Tall men get paid more than shorter men; even tall-looking faces are perceived as being more masculine. But what is tall, anyway? According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prev.....»»
Nothing Is Off Limits At Sao Paulo Tattoo Week
From tattooed faces to artists getting up close and personal with their subjects’ backsides, you’d be hard pressed to find body space not being treated as a canvas at the 2016 Tattoo Week in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Some folks were happy to model th.....»»
We Got A Hold Of Trump"s RNC Speech Notes, Aaaaaaand We"re Doomed
Well that was quite an RNC speech by Der Führer Donald Trump, huh? The great thing about a Trump speech is that it’s all inclusive. No matter your race, color, sex or creed, we’re all doomed equally. Dr. King would be so proud! .....»»
Let"s Update The Second Amendment To Better Reflect Our Post-Musket World
Now that news of King George III’s defeat has finally reached you, it’s time to update our U.S. Constitution to reflect our modern world. Let’s start with what is literally the most dangerous amendment: the Second Amendment, the right to.....»»
Just Look At These Painfully Adorable Mountain Lion Kittens
The National Park Service did the entire nation a huge favor this week, releasing several photos of the seriously, ridiculously cute mountain lion kittens born recently in California’s Santa Susana Mountains. Look at their little faces. Their .....»»
These Stock Photos Of Teddy Bears Freak Us Out Even More Than Clowns
Can your childhood bear being destroyed yet again? First, Stephen King permanently made clowns creepy with his iconic horror novel "It." Now, Getty Images is doing the same to teddy bears. The photo agency recently curated a list of stock photos feat.....»»
50 Cent Arrested At Caribbean Music Festival For Saying "Motherf**king"
50 Cent, known for poetic lyrics like "you know we don't give a f**k it's not your birthday," was arrested for using indecent language after a performance at the St. Kitts Music Festival in the Caribbean on Saturday night. (A question for the festiva.....»»
Burger King"s Mac N" Cheetos Will Fulfill Your Dreams -- Or Nightmares
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Watch This Artist Carve A Watermelon Into The Night King From "Game Of Thrones"
Dessert is coming. In the time-lapse video above, Italian fruit carver extraordinaire Valeriano Fatica transforms an ordinary watermelon into a totally sweet bust of the Night King from "Game of Thrones." Fatica says this particular carving took.....»»
Glass Window Saves Slug From Becoming Treat For Slobbering Dogs
Not today, furry friends! This pair of Boston terriers desperately tries to devour a slippery slug, without realizing that the little guy is safe and sound on his side of a glass window. Did that stop the dogs from smashing their faces and flatting their .....»»
"Gridlocked" Is The Web Series That Happens From Point A To Point B
Being stuck in traffic is infuriating enough, but when you're stuck with other people, that's when driving off a cliff seems like a viable option -- IF ONLY YOU COULD GET TO A F**KING CLIFF. Written and produced by Zack Gold, "Gridlocked" feat.....»»
Dad"s Hilarious Note Shows Why He"s Not "Babysitting" His Kids
It's a well-known fact that many parents have a bone to pick with people who refer to dads spending time with their kids as "babysitting." But what are we supposed to call it then? Seth King of the infamous "Late Notes" Instagram account has suggested som.....»»
Pennsylvania city offers parking scofflaws half-off amnesty
EASTON, Pa. (AP) -- A Pennsylvania city is owed so much money in unpaid parking fines that it plans to offer a half-off amnesty plan.........»»
Someone Put A Flippin" Swing On Hawaii"s Most Illegal Hike
If you've ever heard of Hawaii's Stairway to Heaven hike, you know two things: 1. It's gorgeous. 2. It's completely illegal. Despite warnings and hefty potential fines, daredevils have been flocking to the mountainside staircase, also calle.....»»
King Tut"s Knife Was Made From A Meteorite
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Watch Oscar Isaac "Tear Up The F**king Dance Floor" To Any Song
Sure Drake is always on beat, but Oscar Isaac can always "tear up the f**king dance floor." The actor's famous line and dance scene from Alex Garland's "Ex Machina" -- in which he portrays an eccentric inventor with an affinity for human bots a.....»»
And Now It"s Time To Watch Mold Grow To The "Game Of Thrones" Theme
Maybe Tyrion Lannister didn't outright declare, "There's a fungus among us!" when he was on trial for King Joffrey's murder. But that seemed to be his point. Now, there seems to be no doubt about it. A kooky video titled "Game of Molds" reimagines the sho.....»»
In Finland, a Burger King with a sauna
HELSINKI (AP) -- Finland's Parliament has one. Nokia has one. And now a Burger King restaurant in downtown Helsinki has its own sauna.........»»
Woman faces deportation from UAE for checking husband"s phone
DUBAI (Reuters) - A woman was fined and ordered to be deported from the United Arab Emirates for breaching her husband's privacy by checking his cell phone to see if he was cheating on her, Gulf News reported on Wednesday......»»
Selfie gone wrong fells 126-year-old statue of Portuguese king
LISBON (Reuters) - A young man's attempt to take a selfie snapshot with the statue of a 16th century Portuguese king ended badly when the 126-year-old statue crashed to the ground and shattered, police said on Wednesday......»»