Twitter Users Imagine Other Signs Donald Trump Could Hold Up On Stage
After Donald Trump held up a sign while on stage this week, social media users did what they do best. They modified the placard on economic data to make it appear blank. Then they came up with a bunch of new signs that the GOP presidential candidate could.....»»
Kids Pen The Most Hilarious Obit Ever For Dad Who Loved A Good Joke
Somewhere up in heaven, a very loved father is having a laugh at his own clever obituary. William Ziegler, 69, died on Friday, July 29 and his four children found the best way to remember their late father ― with a healthy dose of humor. Ziegler’s.....»»
Evil Genius Mom"s Foolproof Plan Gets Kids To Clean The Kitchen
clever motherhood Here’s how to get the kids to clean up: Hold the WiFi password for ransom. An unnamed mom ― and hero to parents everywhere ― left this note for her kids, which was then posted on Imgur. The message promised that the.....»»
That Moment The Wi-Fi Freezes As Your Teammate Leads An Olympic Final
Damn you, spinning wheel of death. British Olympians almost missed out on seeing their teammate Adam Peaty win gold at Rio 2016, after their Wi-Fi froze. Team GB members were watching a live-stream of his 100-meter breaststroke final on a TV at their hold.....»»
Heck, yeah! Rednecks hold their blanking Summer Games
There were no world-class athletes or top-notch sporting venues, but there was cold beer, barbecue and a muddy tug-of-war Saturday at the event formerly known as the Redneck Olympics. There were no world-class athletes or top-notch sporting venues, but.....»»
Hundreds Of Wild Ponies Make A Splash During Annual Swim Fundraiser
Hundreds Of Wild Ponies Make A Splash During Annual Swim Fundraiser.....»»
"Marryoke" Is The Rockin" Antidote To Stuffy Old Wedding Videos
Why settle for a boring wedding video when you can make a music video instead? Bride Rebecca and groom Matt did just that, enlisting their bridal party and guests to create a “marryoke” music video to Bonnie Tyler’s “Hold.....»»
Trump Rehashes JFK Conspiracy Theory Linking Ted Cruz"s Father To Lee Harvey Oswald
At a televised speech Friday, and less than 24 hours after Donald Trump accepted the Republican nomination for president, the reality television personality breathed new life into a conspiracy theory that Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz’s father.....»»
We Got A Hold Of Trump"s RNC Speech Notes, Aaaaaaand We"re Doomed
Well that was quite an RNC speech by Der Führer Donald Trump, huh? The great thing about a Trump speech is that it’s all inclusive. No matter your race, color, sex or creed, we’re all doomed equally. Dr. King would be so proud! .....»»
Santas from all over the world meet to talk shop
(Reuters) - With just five months until Christmas, Santas from around the world are gathering in Copenhagen for a mid-season break at the annual World Santa Claus Congress......»»
Annual Royal "Swan-Upping" takes place on River Thames
(Reuters) - A census of the Queen's swans has taken place annually on the River Thames for the last 800 years......»»
"We have one shot, one moment"; Activists plan to eat beans and hold "fart-in" at Democratic Convention
Politics stinks, but not usually like this. Anti-poverty activists are planning a "fart-in" at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia to protest Hillary Clinton's nomination. Politics stinks, but not usually like this. Anti-poverty activist.....»»
Francois Hollande’s Hairdresser Earns A 6-Figure Salary. France Is Not Happy.
Sacré bleu! French taxpayers were not happy to learn they’ve been footing an annual six-figure bill to style President Francois Hollande’s hair. “9 895, c’est la salaire du coiffeur de Hollande!” the weekly newspaper&n.....»»
This Last-Of-His-Kind Barber Still Sets Men"s Hair On Fire
There’s much to be said about tradition, but we’re relieved that Father Time has nearly burned this one out. The tradition is barbering, but the technique ― cutting hair with scissors and then using a flame to burn the ends ― is Milanese. .....»»
2 Men Gored On Third Day Of Pamplona"s Running Of The Bulls
PAMPLONA, Spain, July 9 (Reuters) - A Japanese man and a Spaniard were gored on Saturday on the third day of the week-long San Fermin festival in northern Spain where bulls chase red-scarved runners through the streets of Pamplona. Many Spanish towns hold.....»»
Sasquatch Bares All In Fierce Photoshoot For ESPN Magazine
ESPN magazine’s annual body issue just hit the stands and shows athletes of all shapes and sizes in the buff. But one active celebrity literally stands above all others: Sasquatch, the mascot of Jack Link’s beef jerky, who measures in at 8 fee.....»»
Here Are Enthusiastic Trump Campaign Slogans Using Real Republican Quotes!
Across the nation, Republicans are noticeably on the verge of nearly eking out slivers of excitement toward their presumptive nominee Donald Trump! Wouldn’t it be great if the Republicans in Congress stepped up their support even more? Well, we took.....»»
#1776Trump Would Make The Founding Fathers Proud To Be Long Dead
Well, the 4th of July is over and the founding fathers are once again terrible people. Speaking of terrible people, Donald Trump could potentially hold the same job as George Washington once did. Yep. John Adams, Thomas Jefferson ... Donald Trump. Really .....»»
I have achieved hot dog enlightenment, time travel, and am one with everything (hold the mustard)
On July 4th, 2016 on stage at the Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest's 100th anniversary, I achieved enlightenment by eating the singular perfect garlicky natural-casing wiener nestled in a spongy bun. This Holy Grail of hot dogs was a c.....»»
With "James Madison" You Can Cheat On Your Spouse With A Founding Father
Remember Ashley Madison, that website dedicated to letting married people cheat on their spouses? How despicable! Is that what America has become? What would the Founding Fathers think?? Eh, don't answer that last one. Comedian Brendan Fitzgibbo.....»»