It"s Over! Election Night Drink Recipes To Erase This Entire Election Cycle
If you’ve let this election ruin your life as much as we have, you won’t be remembering Tuesday night. The best-case scenario? Your friend tells you Wednesday morning about the way you were hanging off a stranger, pounding your fist to &l.....»»
Fans Spotted A Donald Trump Zombie On "The Walking Dead"
The latest episode of “The Walking Dead” may have trumped them all. (Warning! “Walking Dead” spoilers!) In between Daryl breaking down over Glenn’s death and the show torturing us by playing the song “Easy Street”.....»»
"Trump Alarm" App Will Remind You To Vote In The Most Irritating Way
Just in case, for some reason, you needed a final push before voting on Tuesday, there’s an app for that. Developer Julie Yaunches, creative director Kemp Baldwin and the rest of their team at TrumpAlarm.com came together to make “th.....»»
Condescending Liberals And A Guitar-Playing Officer Entertained NYC Marathon Runners
Marathon Sunday in New York City was a pretty festive experience, and one cop took a quick break from work to get in on the action. In a video posted to Instagram and shared on Facebook, Sachin Shenolikar described how he was playing with his band, .....»»
The 37th Parallel makes strong case for UFOs
The 37th Parallel makes strong case for UFOs.....»»
Man Hopes To Finance Honeymoon By Selling Prized Cheeto Bald Eagle
The American dream is alive and well. That is, if the American dream happens to be finding a strange-looking snack food and selling it for exorbitant amounts of money. An eBay seller known as “bballjuan” - which we can only presume stands for .....»»
UFO? Lost Cold War nuclear weapon? Canada"s navy to investigate object found off B.C. coast
UFO? Lost Cold War nuclear weapon? Canada"s navy to investigate object found off B.C. coast.....»»
Only Benedict Cumberbatch Can Crack The Case In Jimmy Fallon"s Mad Lib Theater
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Attorney Who Claims He Choked On Popeyes Fried Chicken Drops Suit
UPDATE: 1:40 p.m. — Attorney Paul M. Newton, Jr. has said that he is dropping his suit against the popular fast-food chain after receiving “extreme comments directed to me and my family.” “I continue to believe that the facts demon.....»»
NBA Star Metta World Peace Claims Ghosts Touched Him Inappropriately
Los Angeles Lakers star Metta World Peace may have had good reason to feel spooked over the weekend: He claims ghosts touched him inappropriately. The Lakers were in Oklahoma City to play the Thunder on Saturday, and stayed at the Skirvin Hilton. The.....»»
"Ghostbusters" Theme Song Gets The Halloween Pumpkin Remix It Needed
Playing pumpkins makes this YouTuber feel good! Dan Newbie put a Halloween twist on the “Ghostbusters” theme song in his new video uploaded Wednesday. He magically transforms the pumpkins into musical instruments, which he then “pl.....»»
This Dog"s Reaction To Her Gumby Toy Coming To Life Is All You"ve Ever Wanted
You may think you love Gumby, but we’re positive Jolene loves Gumby more. Emily Crisp recorded her golden retriever, Jolene, playing with a stuffed Gumby toy in a viral video posted on Thursday. The video turns from adorable to downright you’l.....»»
British Woman"s Formal Rejection Letter Is The Perfect Response To Any Unwanted Dick Pic
Form letters by nature aren’t the most personal means of communicating. But sometimes, the situation calls for it. So if you’re ever on the receiving end of an unwanted dick pic, one British woman has created the perfect response.&nb.....»»
Woman Tries To Show Her Husband Lotteries Are Dumb, Wins $1 Million
She sure showed him. A North Carolina woman who said she wanted to prove to her husband that playing the lottery is a waste of money bought a $10 scratch-off and won $1,000,000. “I had to eat my words,” Glenda Blackwell said in a release&.....»»
18 Genius Ways To Showcase Your Sarcasm In Style
We’ve shown you ways to accessorize if you love to curse, we’ve brought you fashion tips for introverts, and we of course gave you the perfect nasty woman pieces to rock every time Donald Trump opens his mouth. But now it’s time to .....»»
Ex-NASA Engineer Pranks Hard With Jimmy Kimmel"s Head For Halloween
Mark Rober, a former NASA engineer who is now a YouTube star, visited “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” Tuesday to offer some creepy tips for Halloween. He carved out some cool decorations like this: But the best moment came when he placed what app.....»»
WANTED: Mr. Furrypants, Alleged Bank Robber With A "Bad Cattitude"
The FBI is looking for an alleged bank robber who stood out because of a mug shot, and it wasn’t even his own. It was the one on his T-shirt. The man accused of holding up a BancFirst location in Norman, Oklahoma, on Monday was caught on.....»»
Here"s A First-Person, 360° View Of Donald Trump Prepping For The Debate
Some part of you wants to see what goes on in Donald Trump’s head. It’s probably cold, damp and smells like feet. It’s probably like one of those creepy soundproof rooms that don’t echo, where your voice dies immediately after.....»»
There"s A Strange Castle In The Hudson, And One Artist Is Mapping Its Story In Stars
If you’ve ever taken the Metro-North train from New York City, you may have noticed a strange island floating in the Hudson River about 50 miles up, as you move between Cold Spring and Beacon. It’s a small knot of land, unusual in and of itsel.....»»
Ghost pepper blows out man"s esophagus, nearly kills him
A blistering hot ghost pepper blew a hole in a man's esophagus in a case that has shocked the medical community. A blistering hot ghost pepper blew a hole in a man's esophagus in a case that has shocked the medical community......»»