A Connecticut man may be guilty of the worst parking job in recorded history: eight feet off the ground. Plainville police said the man was driving his girlfriend’s Saturn LS when he lost control, sped over a rock island, went airborne and brok.....»»

We’ve reached peak pumpkin spice. As if it wasn’t enough that every coffee purveyor out there releases its own iteration of a PSL (that’s pumpkin spice latte for those of you living under a rock), there is now a highlighter for your face.....»»

Stephen Colbert mocked former Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) over his latest scandal in a pun-tastic penis-themed monologue on Monday. “The Late Show” host ridiculed Weiner, who was again caught sexting a woman who wasn’t his wif.....»»

UFO spotter discovers "alien mothership that looks like a penis".....»»

This article was originally posted on Inverse. By Eric Francisco Conceived as the embodiment of the nuclear age in a devastated post-war Japan, Godzilla has destroyed Tokyo over and over again for six decades and counting. And in that time, many have .....»»

UFO - the classic rock band featuring Phil Mogg, Andy Parker ........»»

Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita, whose penis hit the bar in a failed Rio Olympics qualifying round attempt that went viral, wants to clear the air. His privates had nothing to do with the miss because his leg already hit the bar and his arm followed, h.....»»

In an event called pole vaulting, something like this was bound to happen sooner or later.  Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita didn’t make it past the event’s qualifying round in Rio on Saturday after his leg and penis hit the bar ― lea.....»»

Nothing says, “Good morning!” like a shiny penis ... shaped lipstick. Thanks to makeup brand Bitch Slap Cosmetics, you can now start every day with products that are distinct. And genitalia-themed. Popular Rainbow Deep Throat highlighters.....»»

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Someone has seen a rock that looks like head of Donald Trump on Mars.....»»

UFO fan spots Donald Trump"s face in Mars rock.....»»

Dudes of the world: listen up. Your penis is a blank canvas, a tabula rasa, if you will. Just because it spends most of the day zipped up under layers of clothing doesn’t mean it can’t express itself every now and then.  Let me .....»»

UFO hurtles towards an aircraft leaving a weird blue cloud formation behind.....»»

Give this police dog an extra bone! A K-9 officer in southwest England helped to raise awareness about veteran suicide in the U.S. by doing 22 push-ups in a row. Footage of Monty’s extraordinary feat is now going viral. Watch it here: T.....»»

When 2,000-degree lava oozes through a forest, it often reduces everything in its path to a fiery field of black rock.  Once the flow has passed, however, a person can sometimes find remnants of the life it just destroyed, like this burning red hole .....»»

John Hetlinger, the 82-year-old who wowed “America’s Got Talent” with his roaring rendition of Drowning Pool’s “Bodies,” will once again rock the house – this time with the heavy metal band. The retired aeros.....»»

You Can Use Pokémon Go To Raise Money For Charity.....»»

Today’s forecast: Cloudy with a 100 percent chance of an erection. This video of a cloud penis posted by Twitter user @sammeaz over Miami on Saturday is everything a sky schlong should be ― if you’re into that sort of thing. The sky in Miam.....»»

Maybe her next part is a private part.  “Underworld” star Kate Beckinsale on Sunday posted a photo of herself in a penis costume with the caption, “Just a girl trying to make it in a man’s world...” Twitter followers wan.....»»