Once bitten, twice as painful. A builder in Australia has been bitten on his penis by a poisonous spider for the second time this year. The two-time loser, known only as “Jordan,” was bitten Tuesday while sitting on a port-a-potty at a worksit.....»»

Surfers looking to catch a wave along Florida’s New Smyrna Beach just received a sharp reminder of the risks along that stretch of the coast: Three people were attacked by sharks in less than three hours on Sunday. The victims were surfing in Volusi.....»»

UFO Hunters Spot Huge Alien Snake Slithering On Mars Rock Formation [Video].....»»

Jessie James Decker Praises Husband"s Penis After Touchdown.....»»

The Apple slogan for the new iPhone - “This is 7” - is getting a few chuckles in China, as the pronunciation of the number in Cantonese is also slang for “penis.” The Apple slogan for the new iPhone - “This is 7” - i.....»»

Nama-stay calm. This yoga class might rock your world.  The No Regrets Farm in Albany, Oregon, is offering what it calls Goat Yoga classes. And yes, it’s exactly what you’re thinking: yoga with goats.  The sessions take place outside.....»»

A Connecticut man may be guilty of the worst parking job in recorded history: eight feet off the ground. Plainville police said the man was driving his girlfriend’s Saturn LS when he lost control, sped over a rock island, went airborne and brok.....»»

We’ve reached peak pumpkin spice. As if it wasn’t enough that every coffee purveyor out there releases its own iteration of a PSL (that’s pumpkin spice latte for those of you living under a rock), there is now a highlighter for your face.....»»

Stephen Colbert mocked former Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) over his latest scandal in a pun-tastic penis-themed monologue on Monday. “The Late Show” host ridiculed Weiner, who was again caught sexting a woman who wasn’t his wif.....»»

More than 300 wild reindeer have been killed by lightning in central Norway. More than 300 wild reindeer have been killed by lightning in central Norway......»»

UFO spotter discovers "alien mothership that looks like a penis".....»»

This article was originally posted on Inverse. By Eric Francisco Conceived as the embodiment of the nuclear age in a devastated post-war Japan, Godzilla has destroyed Tokyo over and over again for six decades and counting. And in that time, many have .....»»

LONDON (Reuters) - Standing in line for a special ceremony, uniformed soldiers of His Majesty the King of Norway's Guard are carefully inspected -- by a penguin......»»

A New Jersey police officer helped catch two children jumping from a burning home’s second-story bathroom window on Monday. Patrolman Brian Gay, who was one of the first responders on the scene, caught one young girl and helped break her sister&rsqu.....»»

UFO - the classic rock band featuring Phil Mogg, Andy Parker ........»»

Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita, whose penis hit the bar in a failed Rio Olympics qualifying round attempt that went viral, wants to clear the air. His privates had nothing to do with the miss because his leg already hit the bar and his arm followed, h.....»»

Missed most of the Olympics? If you’re into the agony of defeat and the awkwardness of, well, awkwardness, this “Rio 2016 Top 10 Fails Compilation” will catch you up in no time. The clip does not include the greatest chest bump.....»»

In an event called pole vaulting, something like this was bound to happen sooner or later.  Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita didn’t make it past the event’s qualifying round in Rio on Saturday after his leg and penis hit the bar ― lea.....»»

They take belly flops very seriously in Norway.  An entire sport has developed around dødsing, which is essentially the belly flop with a frightening twist. Participants jump from the 10-meter board and keep their bodies as straight and flat a.....»»

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (Reuters) - Note to burglars ― don’t fall asleep outside the place you just burglarized with your vehicle full of the loot. A pair of 17-year-olds in the Central California community of Winton were arrested and released to the c.....»»