Benedict Cumberbatch Spoofs Apple"s 1984 Commercial In "SNL" Toilet Ad
Benedict Cumberbatch can even make a toilet look cool. The British actor appeared to spoof Apple’s famous 1984 Macintosh computer commercial to show off the latest in sanitation fixtures on “Saturday Night Live.” Introducing... the .....»»
Man Hopes To Finance Honeymoon By Selling Prized Cheeto Bald Eagle
The American dream is alive and well. That is, if the American dream happens to be finding a strange-looking snack food and selling it for exorbitant amounts of money. An eBay seller known as “bballjuan” - which we can only presume stands for .....»»
Bigfoot hunt lands university head in hot water
The head of the University of New Mexico's Gallup campus is under fire for spending money on Bigfoot-related pursuits. The head of the University of New Mexico's Gallup campus is under fire for spending money on Bigfoot-related pursuits......»»
Week To Week News Quiz 10/28/16
As we enter the endgame for the election season, take a moment to savor the finer things in life and relax with our Week to Week News Quiz. Here are some random but real hints: Keep the money, the business of America is business, it produces hellish des.....»»
Eating her words: Woman who called lottery tickets a waste of time wins prize
A North Carolina woman who bought a scratch-off ticket to show her husband that lottery tickets are a waste of money has won $1 million. A North Carolina woman who bought a scratch-off ticket to show her husband that lottery tickets are a waste of mon.....»»
Woman Tries To Show Her Husband Lotteries Are Dumb, Wins $1 Million
She sure showed him. A North Carolina woman who said she wanted to prove to her husband that playing the lottery is a waste of money bought a $10 scratch-off and won $1,000,000. “I had to eat my words,” Glenda Blackwell said in a release&.....»»
Switzerland tells slightly tipsy volunteer firefighters: Cheers!
ZURICH (Reuters) - Switzerland is easing an alcohol ban for volunteer firefighters and other emergency workers using heavy vehicles, saying it had led to staffing shortages when crises demanded quick action, especially in smaller towns lacking professiona.....»»
African Nation Slaps Exxon With Fine Nearly 7 Times Its Own GDP
The African nation of Chad has ordered Exxon Mobil Corp. to fork over a sum of money that would make Austin Powers villain Dr. Evil proud ― not quite “100 billion dollars,” but close. As Bloomberg reports, a court in Chad’s capita.....»»
Man Wins $1 Million In Lottery After Someone Cut Him In Ticket Line
A man in New Zealand claims he won a big pile of money by minding his manners. The man, who did not give his name, says he won $1 million ($727,975 US) in the lottery after another customer skipped him in line to buy a ticket. “I wasn’t in any.....»»
How-to porn workshop funded by $53,000 in taxpayer money
A British porn queen eager to teach people how to film their own hormone-charged hijinks is under fire. A British porn queen eager to teach people how to film their own hormone-charged hijinks is under fire......»»
"Dads In Khaki Shorts" Is About Your Dad, My Dad, All Of The Dads
We all love our dads, and when we’re not asking for money, they think we’re pretty neat too. But one thing dads love even more than us is their khaki shorts. This song from Funny Or Die could be ― nay, IS ― the voice of an entire generatio.....»»
79-Year-Old Congressman Tells Hillary How To Get Young Voters: Rappers, Liquor And Pandora
Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-Fla.) wants Hillary Clinton to be the next president, but he’s worried that her campaign is spending too much money on TV advertising, which may not reach a crucial demographic: young people. Fortunately, he has an idea f.....»»
French Coca-Cola workers find huge cocaine stash in juice delivery
PARIS (Reuters) - Coca-Cola workers found a huge stash of cocaine when they opened a delivery of fruit juice concentrate from Costa Rica at their factory in southern France......»»
Hunky "Heartthrobs And Hound Dogs" Calendar Raises Money For Dog Rescues
2017 is lookin’ mighty fine. Hunky police officers, firefighters and military veterans from across Texas recently posed with precious rescue pups for a new calendar that’s raising money for local rescue centers. The issue is part of phot.....»»
Ann Coulter Will Be Featured On Comedy Central"s "Roast Of Rob Lowe"
Ann Coulter, infamous right-wing pundit and author of books like Slander: Liberal Lies About The American Right, High Crimes And Misdemeanors: The Case Against Bill Clinton and the lesser known The Poky Little Puppy Is A Drain On Our Economy And Shou.....»»
Pizza by drone: unmanned air delivery set to take off in New Zealand
WELLINGTON/SYDNEY (Reuters) - A New Zealand pizza chain aims to become the world's first company to offer a commercial drone delivery service, a milestone in the once-unthinkable quest to save time and money with an air-borne supply chain dispensing with .....»»
Cincinnati Zoo Deletes Social Media Accounts Under Barrage Of Harambe Memes
The Internet is not going to let the Cincinnati Zoo forget about Harambe the gorilla anytime soon. The zoo, where workers shot and killed Harambe in May after a 3-year-old boy got into the enclosure, has deactivated its social media accounts due to a.....»»
Adorable Little Raccoon Rescued From Sewer Drain
A little raccoon found himself in big trouble on Wednesday, after getting his head stuck in a sewer drain at the Veterans Affairs Medical Center in Northampton, Massachusetts. The local police department shared an image of the poor creature on Twitter:&nb.....»»
The Difference Between an Annuity and Structured Settlement
The annuity and the structured settlement are two legal mechanisms used to pay out money to a person. There's a big difference between the two, though. You need to be aware of the ins and outs of both of them if you're going to be able to choose between t.....»»
95-Year-Old Woman Uses Lottery Winnings To Join 21st Century
A lucky Connecticut woman who recently won a cool $30,000 with her scratch-off ticket habit says she’ll put the money to good use ... by bringing herself into the 21st century. Ninety-five-year-old Ursula McCafferty of Canaan, Connecticut was scratc.....»»