Man Who Predicted Cubs Win In 1993 Yearbook Finally Speaks
As a psychic, Michael Lee is batting 1.000. Back in 1993, Lee predicted in his yearbook picture that the Chicago Cubs would win the 2016 World Series, adding, “You heard it here first.” The yearbook photo went viral after the Cubs.....»»
Top 5 Worst Celeb Tattoos Of Their Exes
There have been many clues that pointed to Rihanna and Drake finally becoming an official couple. But nothing says it's the real deal like a tattoo. Rumor has it that Rihanna's latest tattoo of a shark is dedicated to Drake as their first date was at an.....»»
German Shepherd Finally Able To Eat Thanks To Special Gravity Chair
A German Shepherd puppy in Boise, Idaho, owes his life to a special chair. Elijah was born seven months ago and has a condition known as megaesophagus, which doesn’t allow food to travel to his stomach when he is on all fours ― a huge problem for .....»»
The Source Of Donald Trump"s Military Expertise Finally REVEALED!
On Wednesday, Donald Trump told Matt Lauer that intelligence officials, based on body language, were not happy with Obama’s decision-making. If you’ll recall, Trump once said that he knows more about ISIS than America’s general.....»»
ISIS Finally Tells Us How They Really Feel About Donald Trump
There’s been no shortage of discussion about ISIS during this election year. Donald Trump says he will crush ISIS, but how does ISIS feel about Donald Trump? Well, Funny Or Die got an interview with their leader. -- This feed and its content.....»»
My "Alt-Right" Starter Kit Finally Came In The Mail!
In the past weeks, there has been a lot of talk of the “alt-right” (or alternative right) movement, an extreme sect of conservatism. Members of this community include men’s rights groups, white supremacists and other people you can&.....»»
Homeless Woman, 80, Proves Social Security Owes Her $100,000
It took a homeless woman who lives on the streets of our nation’s capital more than 10 years, but she finally proved that Social Security owes her more than $100,000. Wanda Witter, a former machinist from Corning, N.Y., who is divorced and the mothe.....»»
If You Suffer From The National Ailment Called Donald Trump, Try "Yelling F**k"
All across the country, millions of Americans are experiencing the denial, confusion and pain that’s resulted from Donald Trump. Now, finally, there’s help. It’s called “Yelling Fuck.” And after just a few uses of Yelling Fuc.....»»
Brazil Finally Wins Olympic Soccer Gold And Everybody Is In Tears
Brazil Finally Wins Olympic Soccer Gold And Everybody Is In Tears.....»»
Finally, An Answer To Why "Dick" Is Short For The Name Richard
We all know “Dick” is short for Richard. It’s one of those facts of life you learn at an early age (especially if your name is Richard), but no one ever tells you the origin. Well, the very studious people at Today I.....»»
Olympic Pole Vaulter Who Hit Penis On Bar Speaks Out
Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita, whose penis hit the bar in a failed Rio Olympics qualifying round attempt that went viral, wants to clear the air. His privates had nothing to do with the miss because his leg already hit the bar and his arm followed, h.....»»
Michael Phelps FINALLY Explains "Angry Michael Phelps Face"
Tonight the role of KYLO REN will be played by MICHAEL PHELPS. #Rio2016Â #ForceAwakens #MichaelPhelps pic.twitter.com/aX4LK9Le0R— Fahrenheit Sun High (@KelvinMoonLoh) August 9, 2016 Not since Eli Manning stared blankly into the void as .....»»
So, Someone Dumped 160 Liters Of Hydrogen Peroxide In 2 Olympic Pools
The mystery behind the Rio Olympics’ unsightly, swamp-green pool water appears to be finally solved. The explanation, however, is nothing short of bizarre. During a press conference Saturday, Rio 2016 officials added to a growing lis.....»»
Here Are Future Examples Of Trump Sarcasm So You Know What To Look For
It all finally makes sense. After months of what seemed like hateful, disgusting, race-baiting comments from Donald Trump, we finally know the truth: He’s just kidding! After claiming that Obama was the founder of ISIS, Trump explained his comments .....»»
The Struggle Of The White Middle-Class Male In His Late 20s Is Real
For centuries, one group of Americans has had a particularly tough time finding their way in the world. Of course, we’re talking about the white middle-class men in their late 20s. But finally, Above Average had the guts to document the real-li.....»»
"Cool Runnings" On Auto-Tune Will Get You Pumped For Rio 2016
If the Olympic Opening Ceremony wasn’t enough to get you super hyped for Rio 2016, then check this out. The Gregory Brothers have given the most inspirational scenes from the hit 1993 “Cool Runnings” movie the auto-tune treatment. OK, so.....»»
THE WARMINSTER THING: Has UK"s biggest mass UFO sighting case finally been solved?
THE WARMINSTER THING: Has UK"s biggest mass UFO sighting case finally been solved?.....»»
Finally, Your Cat Can Protest Trump With Butt Jewelry
TRUMP TALKING A-HOLE Get'em at TrumpHoleCovers.com! from Marta Ibarrondo on Vimeo. It can be hard for cats to engage in civic life. U.S. law prevents them from voting, and though some of them run for president every now and then, they never see.....»»
Finally, There"s Proof That Donald Trump Has Small Hands
For all the reprehensible things Donald Trump has been accused of, the Republican presidential nominee has sure spent a lot of time defending the size of his hands. He’s so sensitive about them that he even mentioned the issue during.....»»
Finally, Your Dog Can Lap Up A Glass Of Non-Alcoholic Canine Wine
When we celebrated a new wine for cats in June, dog lovers undoubtedly felt left out. Sure, there’s some beer for dogs on the market, but what about canine companions with more sophisticated tastes? “We had always planned on doing somethi.....»»
"Simpsons" Star Finally Debunks That Popular Fan Theory About Bart
On the very first day of this year, Jan. 1, 2016, a new “Simpsons” fan theory emerged that quickly inspired a viral amount of yellow journalism. As the theory goes, famously cranky bartender Moe Szyslak has actually known.....»»