Jeff Bezos Lost $3 Billion In One Hour. How Was Your Day?
That had to smart a little. Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos lost $3.2 billion in one hour Thursday after his company announced tepid third-quarter earnings, Forbes reported. At 52 cents per share, Amazon’s net income fell far short of analysts’ predicti.....»»
Jeff Goldblum Shares His Strategy For Coping With A Donald Trump Presidency
Actor Jeff Goldblum says he’ll deal with the U.S. presidential election result in a totally respectful way. The “Jurassic Park” star shared how he’d cope with a Donald Trump presidency on “The Late Show with Stephen Colb.....»»
Twitter To Florida: Get It Together
Florida always seems to be getting itself into election night trouble. The crucial swing state had extremely close numbers during Tuesday night’s vote count. So, naturally, Twitter lost its damn mind. The election in Florida currently...Someone ple.....»»
For The First Time In 14 Billion Years, The Universe Endorsed A Candidate
The Universe ― aka, all that is, was and ever shall be ― has never been very secretive or reserved. But it has always maintained a sense of objectivity. However, that all changed Tuesday when the Universe endorsed Hillary Clinton. Shockingly, it&rsquo.....»»
33 Tweets From Parents That Sum Up The Hell That Is Daylight Saving Time
As you probably noticed, Daylight Saving Time ended on Sunday. For most people, transitioning out of Daylight Saving Time comes with the benefit of an extra hour of sleep. For parents of young children, “falling back” just means hav.....»»
UFO? Lost Cold War nuclear weapon? Canada"s navy to investigate object found off B.C. coast
UFO? Lost Cold War nuclear weapon? Canada"s navy to investigate object found off B.C. coast.....»»
Jeff Bezos Lost $3 Billion In One Hour. How Was Your Day?
That had to smart a little. Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos lost $3.2 billion in one hour Thursday after his company announced tepid third-quarter earnings, Forbes reported. At 52 cents per share, Amazon’s net income fell far short of analysts’ predicti.....»»
Read This Dad"s Perfect Response To An Ironic School Permission Slip
When a school required parents to sign permission slips for their kids to read Fahrenheit 451, the irony was not lost on this dad. On Monday, Daniel Radosh tweeted his brilliantly snarky response to the permission slip, which notes that some people get &l.....»»
Maybe All This Attention Is Just Enabling Undecided Voters
We’re three weeks away from voting for the next president of the United States. And even after months and months of constant, 24-hour coverage of everything the candidates do or say, some voters are still ― somehow ― undecided. Seriously TV thin.....»»
Maybe We Can"t Find Space Aliens Because They Got Snuffed Out
With at least 100 billion planets in the Milky Way, you’d think at least one would have produced a race of intelligent alien beings. So how come we’ve never seen signs of space aliens even after decades of SETI (search for extraterrestria.....»»
Tweeters List The Debate Songs Clinton And Trump Could Sing Together
There was definitely no love lost between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump during the second presidential debate on Sunday. But because the town hall format allowed the two candidates to pace the stage, it occasionally appeared as if they .....»»
Glowing UFO hovering over Yorkshire town for more than an HOUR leaves former cop baffled
Glowing UFO hovering over Yorkshire town for more than an HOUR leaves former cop baffled.....»»
African Nation Slaps Exxon With Fine Nearly 7 Times Its Own GDP
The African nation of Chad has ordered Exxon Mobil Corp. to fork over a sum of money that would make Austin Powers villain Dr. Evil proud ― not quite “100 billion dollars,” but close. As Bloomberg reports, a court in Chad’s capita.....»»
Chinese Space Station Expected To Plummet To Earth In 2017
China’s orbiting space station will crash to Earth in 2017, the country’s state-run news agency Xinhua reports a government official as saying. Last week’s announcement follows months of rumors that China had lost control .....»»
Bill Murray, Human Meme
When, exactly, did Bill Murray become Bill Murray? Not the actor, but the meme. Was it in 2003, with the release of “Lost in Translation,” the story of the lonely, sad movie star Bob Harris, who many have come to see as Murray’s fi.....»»
Airplane Pilot Almost Literally Loses His Head In Runway Close-Call
It doesn’t get much closer than this. Footage recorded at the National Championship Air Races in Reno, Nevada, shows the absolutely terrifying moment when a pilot nearly lost his head on the pavement. Thom Richard, who pilots the race plane &ld.....»»
You Won"t Find A Dog Who"s Worse At Hide-And-Go-Seek Than This One
This dog’s hide-and-go-seek defeat is the internet’s entertainment victory. Adorable Niko appears to be truly lost while trying to find his person. Has canine cluelessness ever been so endearing? Don’t worry, pooch. You have company. .....»»
Hotel Guest Wants Jeff Goldblum Photos (And That"s What He Gets)
When Seth Freedland reserved a room at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica, California, he made one teeny-weeny little request: Fill the room with Jeff Goldblum photos. Why Goldblum and not another “Jurassic Park” star like, say, Wayne Knight? &.....»»
You"ll Go Gaga Over The Spoilers In The "AHS" Episode 2 Teaser
For a while, “American Horror Story” had a solid p-p-p-poker face for Season 6, but now we finally know the theme: the lost Roanoke colony. Even more secrets are coming out in the new teaser for Episode 2. See what's coming next... #.....»»
World"s Greatest Coworkers Give The Best Cake To Laid-Off Colleague
Everyone should have coworkers like these. A woman who lost her job said her colleagues gave her a cake with perhaps the most uplifting message one could receive under such circumstances. (Note: The cake includes some situationally appropriate NSFW .....»»
U.S. nuclear plant up for sale at fraction of cost
After spending more than 40 years and $5 billion on an unfinished nuclear power plant in northeastern Alabama, the nation's largest federal utility is preparing to sell the property at a fraction of its cost. After spending more than 40 years and $5 bi.....»»