Being Funny Is Hard

On Tuesday, a minority of American voters (see: popular vote) elected Donald Trump as our next president. “Surprise” doesn’t adequately describe the mood of the nation. When people ask me how I’m doing, I tell them that, obvio.....»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostNov 11th, 2016

Donald Trump Had A Hard Time Figuring Out How To Vote Just 12 Years Ago

Despite his abusive rhetoric, history of casual comments about sexual assault and lack of political experience, Donald Trump became president-elect of the United States of America early Wednesday morning.  The news is even more astonishing, consideri.....»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostNov 9th, 2016

Mick Jagger Trolls Donald Trump For Using Stones" Track In Victory Speech

Mick Jagger has hit back at Donald Trump for playing the Rolling Stones song “You Can’t Aways Get What You Want” at the end of his victory speech. The British rock star poked fun at the president-elect by speculating on Twitter early Wed.....»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostNov 9th, 2016

Zoo Streaming Red Pandas All Day To Ease Election Day Panda-monium

Elect to de-stress today with the aid of animals rather than alcohol. The San Francisco Zoo and Firefox have collaborated to make Nov. 8 more tolerable by live-streaming the zoo’s three red pandas from their tree house enclosure. The red pan.....»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostNov 8th, 2016

Cat Rescued After Spending 7 Hours Trapped Inside Underground Pipe

It was briefly lights out for Thomas Jefferson. The orange tabby, who shares the name of the American founding father, is back on solid ground after he became trapped inside of an underground storm pipe Tuesday for what authorities believe was about seven.....»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostNov 8th, 2016

Noodle Bar Owner Gives Knife-Wielding Robber A Taste Of His Own Medicine

A noodle bar owner in Brisbane, Australia, fought back when a knife-wielding robber burst into his business and demanded cash. When the robber handed over a note reading “I have one knife, give me money,” eatery owner Hunter Hu said he pretend.....»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostNov 7th, 2016

Uber Driver In Ohio Once Welcomed You To Your AOL Account

You probably wouldn’t know Elwood Edwards if you saw him, but you’d recognize him the minute he started talking to you. Back when the world was simple and AOL was the hottest digital innovation (circa 1999), hearing “You’ve go.....»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostNov 7th, 2016

33 Tweets From Parents That Sum Up The Hell That Is Daylight Saving Time

As you probably noticed, Daylight Saving Time ended on Sunday.  For most people, transitioning out of Daylight Saving Time comes with the benefit of an extra hour of sleep. For parents of young children, “falling back” just means hav.....»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostNov 7th, 2016

People Can"t Handle This Brutal Footage Of A "Homewrecking" Penguin

Romance. Jealousy. Violence. Heartbreak. Penguins. It’s not hard to see why “Homewrecking Penguin,” a short video clip the Nat Geo Channel tweeted on Thursday, is captivating internet users around the world. The graphic clip feature.....»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostNov 5th, 2016

Man Who Predicted Cubs Win In 1993 Yearbook Finally Speaks

As a psychic, Michael Lee is batting 1.000. Back in 1993, Lee predicted in his yearbook picture that the Chicago Cubs would win the 2016 World Series, adding, “You heard it here first.”   The yearbook photo went viral after the Cubs.....»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostNov 4th, 2016

10 Ways To Respond To Strangers Who Comment On Your "Mom Bod"

Sometimes it seems like becoming a mom gives the world license to make unsolicited comments about your body. With “10 Annoying Mom Bod Comments & How To Respond,” the comedian moms of The BreakWomb push back against these oh-so-common remarks......»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostNov 4th, 2016

Mammoth huntsman spider saved by animal rescue worker

Arachnophobes, back away. Arachnophobes, back away......»»

Category: weirdSource: canoeNov 3rd, 2016

"Complete Idiots" Who Stood On Turtle"s Back Could Face Huge Fine

An animal welfare worker in Queensland, Australia, did not hold back when he received reports of two men standing on the back of a turtle pretending to “surf.” “These guys are just complete idiots ― there’s no way they should be.....»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostNov 3rd, 2016

Shirtless James Franco Praises Hillary Clinton In Second Endorsement Video

James Franco is back and better than ever with his second video endorsement for Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.  Parodying the Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man in the World” series yet again, the actor explains why every.....»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostNov 1st, 2016

Bernie Sanders Is What Paul Ryan Sees When He Closes His Eyes At Night

During a news conference back in mid-October, Paul Ryan warned that if the Republicans lose the senate, the Senate Budget Committee will be chaired by none other than ...  BERNIE SANDERS! Bernie Sanders is the reason Paul Ryan keeps ph.....»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostOct 31st, 2016

Yale"s Most Intrepid Newspaper Sure Isn"t Endorsing Hillary Clinton, Nope, No Way

The Yale Record isn’t endorsing Hillary Clinton ― especially if the tax man is watching. It never would have, either. The Record is the oldest humor magazine in the world, and it has never endorsed a candidate. But editors weren’t afraid to .....»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostOct 27th, 2016

Delightful Vintage Photos Of Women In Trees Are What You Need Right Now

It all started with a peculiar little discovery. At a market in Frankfurt 25 years ago, Jochen Raiss, whose found photos have since been anthologized in art books, stumbled on a picture that caught his attention ― a woman standing nonchalantly in a tree.....»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostOct 27th, 2016

Ex-NASA Engineer Pranks Hard With Jimmy Kimmel"s Head For Halloween

Mark Rober, a former NASA engineer who is now a YouTube star, visited “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” Tuesday to offer some creepy tips for Halloween. He carved out some cool decorations like this: But the best moment came when he placed what app.....»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostOct 26th, 2016

We"re Stumped Why Anyone Would Arrest This Man Dressed As A Tree

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Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostOct 26th, 2016

You Control This Guy"s Actions In A "Choose Your Own Adventure" Breakup

Who wouldn’t want to go back in time after a breakup to phrase something differently, bring up a better point, or not say something stupid? After hover cars, it’s the most popular request that scientists get.* “We Need To Talk” is .....»»

Category: weirdSource: huffingtonpostOct 24th, 2016