Nick Offerman Tells You Exactly Where To Put Those Election Yard Signs
Actor Nick Offerman says the end of the U.S. presidential election doesn’t have to mean the end of yard signs. Far from it. The “Parks and Recreation” star, a.k.a. Ron Swanson, urged people not to throw away their politica.....»»
Mick Jagger Trolls Donald Trump For Using Stones" Track In Victory Speech
Mick Jagger has hit back at Donald Trump for playing the Rolling Stones song “You Can’t Aways Get What You Want” at the end of his victory speech. The British rock star poked fun at the president-elect by speculating on Twitter early Wed.....»»
Tobler-moan: UK fans bare sweet teeth over scaled-down chocolate bar
ZURICH (Reuters) - British fans of Toblerone chocolate bars have bared their sweet teeth over a cost-cutting move to space out the distinctive jagged peaks on versions of the Swiss treat sold in the UK......»»
Benedict Cumberbatch Spoofs Apple"s 1984 Commercial In "SNL" Toilet Ad
Benedict Cumberbatch can even make a toilet look cool. The British actor appeared to spoof Apple’s famous 1984 Macintosh computer commercial to show off the latest in sanitation fixtures on “Saturday Night Live.” Introducing... the .....»»
Cubs Fans Caught In Time Loop Now That "Next Year" Is In The Past
On Friday, the Chicago Cubs held their championship parade, celebrating their World Series victory over the Cleveland Indians, and snapping a 108-year title drought. Unfortunately, Cubs fans no longer exist in our temporal realm. After winning Wednesday, .....»»
British Public On The Hunt For "Witches" Marks" This Halloween
Hoards of trick-or-treaters will roam the streets tonight demanding candy from any who come in their path. But centuries ago, God-fearing Britons believed that actual witches and spirits wandered the streets, leaving death and misfortune in their wake. Th.....»»
British Woman"s Formal Rejection Letter Is The Perfect Response To Any Unwanted Dick Pic
Form letters by nature aren’t the most personal means of communicating. But sometimes, the situation calls for it. So if you’re ever on the receiving end of an unwanted dick pic, one British woman has created the perfect response.&nb.....»»
Why Britain"s Spy Chief Says He Wouldn"t Hire James Bond
Here’s some news that could leave James Bond feeling shaken and stirred: The head of Britain’s top spy agency doesn’t want to hire him. Alex Younger, the real-life head of M16, the British intelligence agency where the fictional super sp.....»»
I wouldn"t hire James Bond, says real British spy chief
LONDON (Reuters) - Despite his unrivalled record for single-handedly saving the world from disaster while seducing beautiful women along the way, James Bond would not get a job as a British spy, the head of external intelligence agency MI6 has said......»»
British UFO investigator found dead after "vomiting black liquid," sending chilling text message to mother
British UFO investigator found dead after "vomiting black liquid," sending chilling text message to mother.....»»
Here"s Why You Don"t Bully A Poker Pro With 27.8 Million Chips In The Pot
When the stakes are high, emotions can be too. In a confrontation that recently aired on ESPN and went viral online, Canadian Griffin Benger just couldn’t take any more of British player William Kassouf’s incessant chatter during the World Ser.....»»
"Wild Thing" Charlie Sheen Wants To Throw Out First Pitch For World Series
UPDATE: Major League Baseball told the Associated Press on Friday that the choices had been made, and they didn’t include Sheen. MLB and the Cleveland Indians asked “former franchise greats” to throw out the ceremonial first pitch for th.....»»
Swingers" club bans clowns from Halloween orgy
A British swingers' club is kiboshing clowns attending its annual Halloween orgy. A British swingers' club is kiboshing clowns attending its annual Halloween orgy......»»
Dead British UFO expert"s fiancee says he was desperate to flee "dark magic" sect in Poland
Dead British UFO expert"s fiancee says he was desperate to flee "dark magic" sect in Poland.....»»
British UFO expert dead: Max Spiers died days after asking mum to "investigate" if anything happened to him
British UFO expert dead: Max Spiers died days after asking mum to "investigate" if anything happened to him.....»»
British UFO conspiracy theorist found dead in Poland "sacrificed by Satanists"
British UFO conspiracy theorist found dead in Poland "sacrificed by Satanists".....»»
Who Is Banksy? We Rank the 10 Most Plausible Theories
This article originally appeared on artnet News. Who is Banksy? The identity of the mysterious British street artist has been a closely guarded secret ever since the snarky stencilist emerged on the scene. Over the years several different people have att.....»»
Chinanu Onuaku Shoots Underhanded Free Throws Like A First-Grader
Image be damned. Chinanu Onuaku, a rookie for the Houston Rockets, flashed his childlike free throw form in a preseason game Wednesday against the New Orleans Pelicans in Beijing. Video posted of Onuaku shooting underhanded understandably attracted a lot .....»»
Trump Says The Polls Are "Crooked" And, I"ll Be Damned, He"s Right
Donald Trump argued at a rally on Monday that the polls ― which show him falling behind Clinton substantially nationwide ― are “crooked.” Trump likes to throw that word “crooked” around quite a bit, and usually it’s silly.....»»
Cafe offers sex with a robot and a cappuccino — for only $100
A British entrepreneur promoting cyborg sex is opening a sex cafe in Switzerland and a raunchy robot one in London. A British entrepreneur promoting cyborg sex is opening a sex cafe in Switzerland and a raunchy robot one in London......»»