Canada"s Alberta to fly oil via airships, it says on April Fools
TORONTO (Reuters) - Canada's oil-producing province of Alberta, stymied by the U.S. decision to block the Keystone XL pipeline and by other market access problems, said on Friday it will use zeppelins to bring its products to markets around the world......»»
UFO? Lost Cold War nuclear weapon? Canada"s navy to investigate object found off B.C. coast
UFO? Lost Cold War nuclear weapon? Canada"s navy to investigate object found off B.C. coast.....»»
"Canada"s UFO guy" long fascinated by mysterious lights in the sky
"Canada"s UFO guy" long fascinated by mysterious lights in the sky.....»»
Stephen Colbert Plots A Post-Election Escape Route To Canada
Stephen Colbert has your back if you dream of moving to Canada after election day. The “Late Show” host found out exactly what it would take to relocate north of the border if the vote on Nov. 8 doesn’t go your way. While talk of people .....»»
Good Samaritan Frees Adorable Skunk From Coke Can Hell
A good Samaritan in Canada risked a skunk’s stinky spray this week to free the critter’s head from a Coke can. Mike MacMillan spotted the black and white creature running frantically up and down a road near his Orillia, Ontario, home on M.....»»
Farmer Turning Cattle Ranch Into Animal Sanctuary So Cows Won"t Be Slaughtered
Some cows from a cattle ranch are getting a new lease on life. Farmer Mike Lanigan is currently turning his ranch in Uxbridge, Canada, into a sanctuary for animals. Lanigan, who works the same land his father used to, didn’t want to send h.....»»
Hacked Traffic Sign Has Hilariously NSFW Warning For Motorists In Canada
Modern vandalism #zombiedicks #usecondoms #funny A video posted by Matt Sweeting-Woods (@thesweetwoods) on Sep 5, 2016 at 4:43am PDT Watch out, motorists. There’s some NSFW language ahead. A traffic sign in Ottawa that was reportedly ha.....»»
Hundreds Of Americans Wash Up Illegally In Canada After River Party
TORONTO - About 1,500 Americans floating down a river that separates the United States from Canada had to be rescued from the water when strong rains and winds sent them illegally into Canadian territory, the country’s coast guard said on Monday. Th.....»»
Hundreds Of Americans Wash Up Illegally Canada After River Party
TORONTO - About 1,500 Americans floating down a river that separates the United States from Canada had to be rescued from the water when strong rains and winds sent them illegally into Canadian territory, the country’s coast guard said on Monday. Th.....»»
Hundreds of Americans wash up illegally in Canada after river party
TORONTO (Reuters) - About 1,500 Americans floating down a river that separates the United States from Canada had to be rescued from the water when strong rains and winds sent them illegally into Canadian territory, the country's coast guard said on Monday.....»»
The NSFW Name-Pairing Of Butt And Fuchs Just Won The Olympics
Linus Butt and Florian Fuchs of Germany enjoyed a first-round 6-2 Olympics field hockey victory over Canada on Saturday. But the unfortunate juxtaposition of their names on TV was internet gold. We don’t have to make middle school joke.....»»
Cops Find Terminator Cutout When Responding To Gunman Reports
A life-sized cutout of the Terminator proved frighteningly realistic in Canada. Police in Toronto issued a warning on Twitter Wednesday night after receiving reports of a man walking around the downtown area with a gun. PERSON W A GUNGrange Ave and Augus.....»»
Border Patrol Agents Detain 2 "Pokemon Go" Players
Pokemon Go continues to hit the headlines. Border Patrol agents detained two teenagers from Canada on Thursday after they illegally crossed the border into the U.S. while playing the game. The duo, who have not been identified, were so busy playing t.....»»
Buddhist Monks Buy Lobsters Destined For The Dinner Table And Set Them Free
Buddhist monks in eastern Canada have returned eight crate-loads of live lobsters that were destined for the dinner table back to the ocean. Some 600 pounds of the crustaceans were released into the waters off the coast of Prince Edward Island by monks fr.....»»
Injured Baby Beaver Enjoys Some R&R After Golf Course Rescue
This adorable baby beaver just loves chilling in the bathtub. The cute critter was filmed enjoying some well-deserved R&R after being discovered with an injured tail under a tree at a golf course near Calgary, Canada, on June 27. The Alberta Institute for.....»»
Last US Medical School That Used Live Animals In Teaching Surgery Ends Practice
Cats, dogs and pigs will no longer be guinea pigs. Late last month, the last medical school in the U.S. and Canada to use live animals to teach surgical skills to students — the University of Tennessee College of Medicine in Chattanooga — anno.....»»
If "The Purge" Took Place In Canada, It"d Be A Different Kinda Movie, Eh?
Canadians. They're like the overly nice neighbors who take really good care of their yard. But inside their homes are the bodies of the people who used to live in your house. Though, let's be real: Those people were probably murdered with kindness. Makes .....»»
Judges Disqualify "Witch" From World Record For A Wicked Reason
Breaking a world record isn't easy, but having one taken away from you? That's a whole lot harder. Nicola Nuttall of Lancashire, England, decided to run the London Marathon in April in hopes of breaking the Guinness World Record for "Fastest Marathon.....»»
What Does "Kafkaesque" Mean, Anyway?
You poor mortal fools -- you thought you already knew what "Kafkaesque" meant, didn't you? How wrong you were. A recent TED-Ed animated video by Noah Tavlin lays it all out, explaining how we cavalierly misuse the adjective and what it really means. "Beyo.....»»
Here’s How To Travel The World But Still Keep Your Job
Marc Augustine has a job, but not a permanent office address. He runs DsGenie Inc., a dropshipping start-up, and he's lived in the U.S., Canada, Bolivia, Costa Rica, Panama and Colombia over the past 10 years -- working remotely in each place. .....»»
Mysterious Floating Black Ring Over Disneyland Explained
When you visit any Disney park, you're encouraged to suspend your normal beliefs about what's possible and enter a world of fantasy, magic, and illusion. So, it came as no real surprise when, at the end of April, while enjoying the sights and .....»»