Camp aims to lift clown frowns during slow economy
ONTARIO, Calif. (AP) -- Several dozen clowns from around the U.S. and Canada gathered to learn new magic tricks, sharpen their punch lines and train would-be professional buffoons at a clown camp in Southern California.........»»
Now Creepy Clowns Are So Scary They"re Making Pinatas Poop Themselves
Creepy clown hysteria has gone into the crapper. In a Halloween ad from Atomic Candy in Denton, Texas, a baseball bat-wielding clown makes a trembling donkey pinata poop in terror. Thankfully, this ass excretes candy bars but we’re still not su.....»»
Amateur "Zombie" Hunter Allegedly Fires Into House, Nearly Kills Sleeping Man
Amid a growing wave of creepy clown sightings, arrests and anti-clown violence, Ryan Stanislaw is taking us back to a simpler, more innocent time. You know, when a zombie apocalypse was the cool thing to have nightmares about. Stanislaw was arre.....»»
Police Arrest Creepy Clown, Accomplice For Alleged Neglect Of 4-Year-Old Girl
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Man In Clown Makeup Accused Of Trespassing With Hatchet
They say “less is more,” and that might even apply to the creep factor of clown makeup. The proof is in this arrest photo of a man who allegedly trespassed on a gas station’s property while carrying a hatchet. Deputies in Union County, N.....»»
Minnesota Police Chief Has A Stern Message For Creepy Clowns
The Farmington Police Department in Minnesota has had it with creepy clown sightings. Police were alerted this week that an individual who identified himself as Bobo the Friendly Clown would be visiting several schools at lunchtime. Investigators qui.....»»
My Husband, The Non-Scary Professional Clown
As my husband left for work this morning, I jokingly said "clown lives matter," not realizing it was already disgracefully trending on Twitter. My husband has reigned as one of the New York City's favorite clowns for the last 20 years and yet the media ha.....»»
Man Allegedly Fires AR-15 To Scare Dogwalker He Mistook For Clown
A man accused of shooting an AR-15 into the air near a woman walking a dog allegedly did so because he mistook her for a clown. Police in Bardstown, Kentucky, say Adam Tingle’s wife told him she saw a clown outside, and he yelled at the person .....»»
Teen Made Up Clown Attack To Avoid Being Fired For Lateness, Police Say
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Stephen Colbert Takes Aim At "Aging Clown Without Makeup" Gary Johnson
Stephen Colbert called out Gary Johnson’s “ignorance, crazy ideas and strange tongue exercises” on Thursday. “The Late Show” host turned the spotlight firmly on the Libertarian presidential candidate, who he said may att.....»»
Roses Get The "Kill Bill" Treatment In Breathtaking Slow-Motion Video
Roses being sliced in slow motion is a thing of true beauty. Don’t believe us? Just check out this video and see for yourselves: YouTube user Taras Kul, aka “Crazy Russian Hacker,” hosts his friends at the “Zombie Go B.....»»
Topless traffic wardens slow things down
This is the Russian front as you've never seen it before. This is the Russian front as you've never seen it before......»»
This Pizza Camp For Adults Looks Like Heaven On Earth
Get your cheesy camp songs ready, because there is a real-life pizza sleepaway camp for adults in this world, and it’s about to go down. Pizza Camp is exactly what it sounds like: A summer camp experience for people who love pizza (aka probably.....»»
Man Arrested For Reporting False Creepy Clown Sighting
A North Carolina man who told police someone dressed as a clown had knocked on his window at night landed in jail on Friday after admitting he fabricated the story, the latest twist in a string of such reported sightings in recent weeks. David Wayne Armst.....»»
"The Daily Show" Has The Perfect Way To Get Congress To Act On Zika
Zika is a lot like Ralph Macchio. You sometimes forget it’s still out there until it’s featured on Comedy Central. But cases of the virus are still popping up all over the U.S., and Congress has been slow to act. Representative from Florida Da.....»»
Even Stephen King Thinks Those Creepy Clown Sightings Are Scary
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Creepy Clown Sightings Spread To Second State
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Slow-Mo Mirror Smashing Is All It’s Cracked Up To Be
This may shatter your expectations. In a moment of reflection, the Slow Mo Guys decide to throw a hammer through a mirror and film it in super slow motion. First the guys give a not-too-revealing view of the predictable shattering at 2,500 frames per seco.....»»
South Carolina Neighborhood Reports Clowns Are Trying To Lure Kids Into The Woods
Clown sightings in a South Carolina community have residents on high alert following reports that the masked figures are approaching children and even trying to lure them into nearby woods. The creepy sightings at Greenville’s Fleetwood Manor Apartm.....»»
Real-life X-Files REVEALED: US government "poised to lift lid on UFO secrets"
Real-life X-Files REVEALED: US government "poised to lift lid on UFO secrets".....»»
Ann Coulter Will Be Featured On Comedy Central"s "Roast Of Rob Lowe"
Ann Coulter, infamous right-wing pundit and author of books like Slander: Liberal Lies About The American Right, High Crimes And Misdemeanors: The Case Against Bill Clinton and the lesser known The Poky Little Puppy Is A Drain On Our Economy And Shou.....»»